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  1. This Article Blows
    September 20, 2009

    Raccoons are obviously cute. I’d like to cinematically cuddle with it.


    • Tom
      June 10, 2010

      Raccoons are cute. Sometimes they have rabies, though. If a feral raccoon (i.e., one that has not been raised from a pup by humans) is willing to cuddle with you, it may have rabies. Also, a couple of times I have seen a raccoon climbing out of a storm sewer drain. So before cuddling with a feral raccoon, you should probably rinse it off first. If the raccoon bites you, you will want to quarantine it for about 10 days, and/or have its brain biopsied.

      Generally, raccoons, like monkeys, make terrible pets and should not be domesticated, even if raised by humans from birth. Like monkeys, they can get into anything, and overwhelmed owners end up confining them for long periods, which is of course very cruel. So release the raccoon after cuddling with it. Good luck!


    • I Agree
      December 17, 2010

      I don’t agree with this article’s definition of cute and hot. In the first place, cute and hot can’t really be defined; it’s more of a feeling rather than a reason. Like, say a cute dog. If you ask people why it’s cute, they might all have different reasons. But they all feel that it’s cute.

      In the second place, cute people don’t have to be good-looking. They just have a sweet, innocent childish look about them such as doughy eyes or a tiny nose.
      Hot people are, of course, good-looking, but for guys, it’s mostly about the body, while for girls, it’s face, body, and attitude. Unlike what the article says, hot people could in fact be good relationship material. On the inside, they could be caring, loyal, and trustworthy. Hot is merely an external quality and doesn’t necessarily require lots of time and effort; some people are naturally hot with no effort whatever.


      • Wendy
        March 3, 2013

        Agreed, but no one is going to be like, oh that kitten (real animal not human nickname) was so hot!


  2. Adam
    September 20, 2009



  3. Jim Jones
    October 24, 2009

    +1 internetz to you, sir.


  4. Peace
    November 28, 2009

    U guyz rock


  5. mslady
    May 5, 2010

    cute is ugly but interesting while hot is hot!


    • LemonAngel97
      June 12, 2010

      Personally i really think the word “cute” is kinda an adorable word…wheras “Hot” remind me of nudes…………when my friend refer to a random guy as “hot” it sounded like as if she woul like to go bed with that (random) guy…..Nowadays i still perfer to use the word “cute”..rather than “hot”…….


  6. niggaplease
    June 4, 2010

    LOL so true


  7. Anthony
    June 10, 2010

    LOL! I


  8. cuteguy
    July 4, 2010

    The perception of cute vs hot is so arbitrary that the two terms can hardly be distinguished except in the instance of one relative to the other and only from the same source. It would have been nice to cover other similar descriptions such as “fugly”, “smokin”, “fine”, “a 10” vs “a dog” and “shaggable” vs. “baggable”.


  9. Menotyou
    July 7, 2010

    You haven’t really defined either word, just explained the general feeling towards each. Also since you were speaking of human sexual attraction I’m confused by the raccoon picture. I understand they are cute and what not, but connected to the current text it implies that there would be an animal that would be considered hot. EWW!
    mslady does a better job explaining in a few short words. Although i wouldn’t think cute is “ugly” just not indisputably attractive as hot is.


  10. Grenadeh
    February 2, 2011

    You failed to address the “personality” traits generally attributed to “cuteness”, other than a very general psychological assumption of the behaviors associated with cute versus hot people. Other than that it was an entertaining read.


  11. Janet Reed
    July 7, 2011

    “Hot” people are not necessarily slutty or loose in morals — some people are actually “hot” without effort or being “high maintenance.”


    • Amber
      October 22, 2011

      Are you just saying this because you’ve had many people call u “hot” before?


  12. kathy rossacci
    July 26, 2011



  13. Joe Shmo
    August 21, 2012

    ummmmmm i thought that cute was a tybe of chemical found in rainwater by the nile right before the winter solstice????????????? where as hot is a work from the latin route (hawt) meaning the lord


  14. Beluga Shakur
    April 21, 2018

    How I break it down…

    Cute has an innocent child-like face i.e. large eyes, small and or button nose, chubby cheeks, and a short chin. Cute people have bodies have a range from average to good.

    Hot has a face that’s thin and is 85% or higher when calculating the “Golden Ratio”. Hot people also have great bodies.

    Cute-hot are people that have a cute face and hot body or a hot face with an average to good body.

    The one on the left is cute. The one on the right is hot.


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